Thursday, September 25, 2008

Calibrating Auspicious Sightings

Lots of very exciting work-related things have happened in the last few weeks. I wonder if these are attributable to a sighting of Miriam Margolyes on the north bound platform of the Northern Line at a station close to my home a few weeks ago. It seemed quite auspicious at the time. I felt she had a message for me but couldn't quite discern what it was.

Or is there a connection to a more recent sighting of Anne Reid round the back of John Lewis in Oxford Street? She's very pretty in real life, and was wearing a nice shade of lipstick. But she didn't seem to be trying to tell me anything. Perhaps, on that occasion, I was the apparition, sent with some messenge for her? If so, I can't tell you what it was, being the vessel and not the originator. Even if I did know, there's probably some kind of confidentiality clause that covers that kind of thing.

Although I tend to feel that it was Miriam Margolyes who was the harbinger of this change in my fortunes, it's quite possible that I have missed out on seeing other bearers of good news. You see, a friend of Kyle's told him the other day that he had found £97 on the ground in the last three months just by looking out for it. I'm not sure that I quite believe it, although Kyle assures me it's true - apparently the floor of supermarkets offer particularly rich rewards. I have been keeping my eyes to the ground. So far, all I have found is 20p, and that was on the carpet in the living room, which doesn't really count as it probably belonged to Kyle in the first place. Perhaps he was just trying to give me hope that I would find money if I looked hard enough?

I think I will go back to walking with my eyes on the crowds and my thoughts in the clouds. In the mean time, I have the sighting of Miriam Margolyes to sustain me. I wonder if there's a way of calibrating these sightings in terms of the good news they herald? e.g. one Miriam Margolyes equals x number of theatrical commissions, an Anne Reid foretells a successful meeting at the BBC, and so on.

I read an interview with John Hurt recently, in which he said he likes walking around London because no-one recognises him. People do recognise him, of course - they just pretend not to. He passed within an inch of me once, in Soho about ten years ago. Was that around the time I heard I was going to get my first novel published?

16 comments:

westendwhingers said...

Anne Reid! I should hang out with you more.

Helen Smith said...

Maybe that's what she was trying to tell me?

potdoll said...

ooh - are the exciting work related thing a secret or can you whisper what they are?

Helen Smith said...

It's a bit too early to mention most of them. Some kind soul commissioned a play from me the other day - although I haven't written it yet, so don't want to say too much.

The other things are little green shoots; too early to say whether they will survive the frost and the squirrels but if they do, some will grow into hyacinths, some will grow into snowdrops - and one might grow into a bloody great big tree.

Far Away said...

wooooooooooo hoooooooooooo
lovely!

potdoll said...

wow, that's great news Helen! good on yer!

Lara said...

Fab stuff. How exciting - and you don't need to look for the 'physical' money as it came to you in another form! xxx

Helen Smith said...

Ooh. Steady on. But thanks.

Lauren Smith said...

I've found 3 pence in the last two weeks. Not much, but it is a start, ish.

Helen Smith said...

Were you looking for it, or did it just present itself, like a bonus from the gods?

Tom Green said...

Have seen Gina McKee (pale) and Mark Thomas (somehow bigger than I expected) out and about in last week.

(Not together, gossip fans)

Far Away said...

I know this is going to sound bonkers now Helen - and it is more about 'auspicious hearings' but what do you think about
'wrong numbers?'
I'm kind of leaning towards the feeling that there's no such thing as a 'mis-dialled number' -so when I get a message saying 'Madam your curtains are finished, please collect them' (as I did today - although I haven't taken anything to be mended)- it may be an indication that someone is trying to tell me something.....

Helen Smith said...

Tom - those are very good ones. I wonder what they portend?

Far Away - I never get wrong numbers. 'Madam, your curtains are finished' sounds really, really exciting - the code words at the start of a thriller.

Andy Phillips said...

Could be 'Madam, your curtains.'

I saw Nicholas Cage at a Munch exhibit at the National Gallery. He was wearing a sort of Jimi Hendrix jacket. I looked over, thought 'wow, cool jacket.' Looked up, 'Blimey it's Nicholas Cage.'

I can't remember if anything good happened afterwards, but it was kind of strage looking from Scream to Cage to Scream.

Helen Smith said...

I probably ought to abandon work on my novel to put together a compendium of these sightings and their proper interpretations. The Nicholas Cage/Munch combo has got to have heralded some important news. Think, Andy.

Andy Phillips said...

Actually, gangsters didn't say, 'You're curtains,' did they? I meant, 'Madam, it's curtains for you.'